warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

toasterstruclel:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

you can play it here

toasterstruclel:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

you can play it here

believed:

avril lavigne has been around for like 12 years and i don’t understand how i’ve grown up but she seems to have…not…done so

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

officialprincewilliam:

are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.

starksborn:

starksborn:

so uh if anyone had some money to put into my paypal so we can buy medicine and food and gas between now and our court date that would really be kind of nice i’m so sorry to always be asking for this but we just don’t have enough money to live on i’m sorry 

the link is on my sidebar, i can’t get the hospital internet to load up the web page 

here’s the link

we have 10 dollars, one roll of toilet paper and we have to make three more trips to and from town for court between now and the fifth, when our next check comes 

i’m sorry but i just

don’t know what else to do

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

queenofdorite:

SCIENCE IS MY NERF DART LAUNCHER, INTELLECT IS MY BUTTERKNIFE

sasukesqueen:

i think im gonna cry

sasukesqueen:

i think im gonna cry

fuckabbott:

accurate

fuckabbott:

accurate